• Mothra@mander.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    12 days ago

    He finally found out what happened with his missing pet parrot.

    What’s the clip’s source? It’s hilarious out of context

  • Hellfire103@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    12 days ago

    A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

  • Katana314@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    12 days ago

    Silly, but sitcom silly:

    All week, Hank had been receiving hints from his wife that he was going to get “the roast of his life”. Finally, at the end of the week, he’s attending a community gala with all their neighbors and friends. Hank, worried that all his darkest secrets are going to be exposed, decides to take the chance to get ahead of his wife’s belittling, and takes the stage to mock her for her terrible spending habits and overpoweringly obnoxious perfume.

    His wife, mortified, leaves the room in tears and the room turns against him; but he simply deflects the hecklers by stating she was going to do the same to him - that she’d give him the roast of his life. Finally, he gets an inkling of what he’s done wrong. While his wife goes out for drinks with her friends to console her, he and his friend rush to his home. There, this scene plays.

  • db2@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    12 days ago

    “This is where I keep the most depraved pornography and now it’s been sullied by food!”

  • Zier@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    12 days ago

    He forgot that you sanitize silicone adult toys in the Dishwasher, and realized he put them in the oven. He rushed to get them out and… found a roast. :confusion:

  • Atlusb@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    12 days ago

    “My roast ham is ruined!” “What if you substitute fast food instead of the ham” "Delightfully devlish philmor“

  • droporain@lemmynsfw.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    12 days ago

    Two men discuss who will fuck the warm roasted turkey first. They lament not have going instead with duck.