KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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“I love everything about nights but I can’t stand the day, the sun melts calmness away.”
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KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
World News@lemmy.world•North Korea to open beach resort as Kim Jong Un bets on tourismEnglish
161·5 months agoOh can we please make this happen?
Most of us in the northern hemisphere. But only temporarily.
Same. However, I started using Redken shampoo and conditioner and that shit is amazing. It costs over $100 but lasts me forever and makes my hair so nice. But I only use it every few days.
We’ll I watched the other video and I finally saw the blue and black. I’ve always seen white gold but now I don’t. Fucking trippy.
You should check out the Liza and Louise songs by NOFX lol
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
4·6 months agoFucking solid reference
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
1·6 months agoI think they’re called elfbars or something?
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
3·6 months agoSounds like an easy way out of this hell hole.
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
3·6 months agoDef seems to be a crossover between the two.
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Technology@lemmy.world•I Tried Pre-Ordering the Trump Phone. The Page Failed and It Charged My Credit Card the Wrong AmountEnglish
7·6 months agoAnd they prolly didn’t measure it diagonally either. Only straight. As God intended or something.
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?
2·6 months agoI’m going to allow this
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What game changing item*s can you buy for $100 or less?
12·6 months agoTechnically this is the correct answer
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump launches website for $5m ‘gold card’ granting US residencyEnglish
3·6 months agoYou can get bidets here!
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump launches website for $5m ‘gold card’ granting US residencyEnglish
12·6 months ago2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free
*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
World News@lemmy.world•Trump launches website for $5m ‘gold card’ granting US residencyEnglish
4·6 months agoPeople with money are better. Obv

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap