Pizza the hutt!

I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.

Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?

What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.

Don’t start fights, but finish them.

God dang robot, stay away from the microwave while you’re posting.

I messed up during character creation and didn’t pick the rich parents perk, it’s making gameplay much more difficult.

Wrong day to quit huffing glue.

Whale done.

nonprofit hospitals

Jesus Christ…

The best part of Linux is the schadenfreude of watching Microsoft turn windows more and more into a nightmare, and laughing from the comfort of open source freedom.

Aka Laughs in Linux.

Look at this time lord casually flexing on us mortals.

Yup, try to never stop/brake until you’re at your destination, if possible. Intersections are notorious icy spots as stopped cars waiting for the light to change can melt a thin layer of snow/ice. Which the refreezes one the car leaves. It’s much better, if possible, to look ahead and coast some to time the intersection to slowly pass through without stopping.

This limits brake use, which reduces chance of sliding out, which reduces the chance of crashing. Plus, looking ahead is always a good idea for driving, regardless of if it’s storming out.

Hard to care about money when your head is in the basket next to a guillotine, though.

Yes, 'twas something silly like that!

Either way, people would always respond with “Noooo, I haven’t heard of that show before!”

Must have not been popular.

This real small time show, only saw a few episodes but it was great. Lots of skits that were hilarious, but I people never heard of it it seems.

Mounted viper, or anaconda, of some name like that.

They just walked it in!

By Jesus’ space foreskin! Remarkable.

Saturn’s rings = God’s jizz

If I was green I’d die.