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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • I live in Los Angeles and just happen to have a grocery store within easy walking distance. Like 0.5 km. But I don’t, because the old nice little convenience store got turned into stupid Whole Foods. Or Mold Foods, as we started calling it after trying some of their groceries. Now I drive a mile to where I can get fresher produce and dairy, and paper towels that don’t disintegrate with the first touch of liquid. Or we get our groceries delivered.


  • First thing they teach first responders: don’t become a second victim, it helps nobody. Look at your big-ass self, you think cat can save you? And if cat goes running for help, who’s gonna listen? Maybe they’d give cat some salmon but you’ll still drown.

    Cat loves you and will sit with you while you finish drowning. Then when you get your next life you can go together for some salmon. You still have some lives left, right?







  • Play a compilation of song covers at exactly 135 BPM so I can do my treadmill without losing my center or my step.

    Work the laundry machines, and set a separate timer because the app notifications are unreliable.

    Text to check that my kids are alive and assure them that I and their dad are also not dead today.

    Order grocery delivery.

    Listen to birds and learn their names (Merlin)

    Be part of the earthquake alert system (MyShake)

    Wordle/ Quordle/ Waffle











  • Seems to me your definition of intelligence ignores whole aspects of true intelligence, at least of the human kind, such as emotional intelligence and social intelligence and artistic intelligence and moral intelligence…

    “Problem solving” is the name for what you described and it doesn’t necessarily require intelligence. In fact most intelligent people have encountered situations where it made solving a problem more difficult.