Why don’t thieves like fruit pies?

Because they like raw berries.

How does one give it a try? Honest question

If I want to maintain my Windows computer, do I need a new computer?

If I was already looking for a laptop, do I just buy the cheapest one and reformat? Does Distro utilize Touch Screen?

The Grid; a digital frontier

No, that’s it, that’s everything :D

How have I never heard of this movie? It sounds amazing

Funny how they’ve produced a sketch if a van using paints

They were less intense

Doc: Don’t worry David, the Ketemine will kick in shortly and then we’ll get started on the surgery.

Patient: But Doc, my name isn’t David

Doc: I know, I’m David

Where do you start?

Kill James Bond

Me… want… engulf… Bender! RAAWWWRRR!

And mix these mixed nuts!! I see two almonds touching!!

Huh, it didn’t hurt the second time.

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing

Fry: I ALREADY DID!

Capitalism turned them from members of society into individual consumers

Does she serve spicy goat?

Afterlife? If I had to go through another life, I would kill myself

LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!

Wingus, Dingus, listen up. We’re going to give the aliens the old switcheroo.