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lol there’s going to be a lot of people hanging out in the bar parking lot for a few hours after last call

https://youtu.be/SWMGd_rzRdY

pretty sure their search includes z-lib

annas-archive.gd

coming up with a new name for something that isn’t already trademarked can be frustrating, let alone a list of names to choose from for an executive board or committee. i totally get how people eventually end up at “yea, this name sounds dumb af, but it’s unique and not already taken”

kobo + calibre + annas archive = nothing else needed

i came for the memes, i stayed for the double entendres

true, especially the doom scrolling–fucking horrible for mental health; i have to remind myself to knock it off when i catch myself looking at the news too long

commuting more than an hour each way

i think the negative effects of spending 10 hours a week and 40 hours a month sitting in the car are a lot more damaging than people want to believe

i wonder what med school course it is where they learned that jesus hates you if you burp the worm

“doc, i have a pain in my lower back when i get up in the morning”

“sounds like you touch yourself. do you?”

“um…”

“that explains it. stop sinning, eat these cornflakes and call me in the morning”

“sounds legit”

meanwhile in the states: “how am i supposed to explain your penis costume to my kids?!?!? i voted for pedophile in chief btw”

https://theintercept.com/2026/04/03/penis-costume-no-kings-protest-alabama-censorship/

stone age tribalism pretending to be individualistic–you are a unique and special snowflakeBUTSNOWFLAKESAREBADDONTBEASNOWFLAKE

who the fuck would download this shit?

republicans are so fucking stupid

i would venture a guess that not voting against republican is 2nd place to that

colon cancer is through the roof, and they haven’t nailed down a specific cause, though it’s pretty strongly suggested that the garbage in the food supply, along with all the things in your comment, is contributing

cutting back on processed stuff (deli meat, tv dinners, cereal with 50 ingredients, etc) and fast food should be on everyone’s to-do list

https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/colorectal-cancer-in-young-people

“deranged” and “scumbag” are completely outside the galaxy of terms strong enough to describe trump.

to anyone still buying the bullshit spewing from trump’s face anus every time he gapes it: you’re a gullible fucking moron, and you should be ashamed, fucking asshole

people who do care don’t have the power, numbers, tools, infrastructure or willingness

you’re right.

every day i’m more and more glad that i never had kids

this would have been considered a “scandal” 10 years ago, just like the pornstar hushmoney was. but today, no one cares.

the answer is of course corruption, and blackmail, and fascism.

but again–no one cares. so you could tattoo this on people’s face, and still nothing would happen

i’m getting to the point where if someone i don’t know that well starts talking to me about some bullshit on instagram, i immediately judge them

edit: it’s the same for FB tiktok twitter-- any of those bullshits. i don’t fucking care what you saw on fucking facebook, and since you brought it up, moving forward, i care less about anything you say than i would have before

you are correct in that 18 is technically “legal.” barely. my position is still that under 25 = kid, without the life experience to realize how fucking creepy it is for someone over 30 to pursue a teenager. again, subtract one year from each side (32 yr old dating 17 yr old), and your argument based solely on “legal age” no longer works.

ultimately OP does what she wants regardless, and it looks like the date is off, which makes me glad. as an old guy, i know guys, and i know the type of guy who actively goes after the youngest possible women. they are best avoided