3 Get a government bailout and then walk away with the profits

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Same as it ever was. Line must go up.
1- make good product, make money
2 - make product worse/charge for standard features
3 - cripple existing products, force people to buy new version

Xai SpaceX RamX CyberRam10! For the finest computer crashes you’ve ever seen!

You know, when the government takes your money and gives it to corporations… corporate taxes!

Oh, you bastard. You horrible unrepentant bastard.

I could build giant fireworks for 242 million!

Corporate taxes? Is that like military intelligence?

But our amazing big brother is gonna take care of us all! They only want what’s best for billionaires! I mean Russia! Crap no best for America! That’s the word!

Flashback?

Alright now you’ve crossed over into impossible science fiction

My suggestion would be to lay off the meth

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

They could even make them underground so they don’t clog up the city!

So it’s kinda like klipper/mainsail but for an operating system?

The newest numbers are yuge, the best numbers everyone says so, it’s incredible, it’s all because of me, because I’m incredible, and if it’s not then it’s Bidens fault, but I’m amazing and Biden isn’t, thank you for paying attention to me

This article about a person who bought an urn online is hilarious. Amazon thinks I’m a serial killer now (cracked dot com)

I can’t afford a horse! I was supposed to ride for free! Where am I gonna get a stable?!

Mmm warm orange juice and toothpaste!