Admittedly, I don’t know much about modern speedboats, but the full flip probably saved their lives. In the old days, flipping onto your head at damn near 200 mph was certain death.

It happened to me today. “We want your feedback on Outlook predictive text!”. Well, it couldn’t predict that I wanted it to fuck off, could it?

Yep. Egg + sriracha for me.

Cinderelladonkadonk.

The best kind of correct!

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

I had to get mine replaced to get a passport. That was ten years ago, and the passport just expired. I’ve got 9 replacements left and I just turned 60, so I think I’m good.

It’s a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.

I don’t think we need to invite them, though.