What do you call a latté with laryngitis?

…oh. Yeah that does work better.

Why even post paywalled links?

Seems silly to require ALL the unit tests pass, too, cut them some slack. /s

Oh I like that expression!

You must think you’re one tough ombré to post a joke like that around here, pardner.

Not the light reading I would have expected.

Too late to throw stones, you emptors should have caveatted when you had the chance!

This is called a shaggy-dog story.