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yes I would like to sign up to be bitten by a human woman, ty
wait, I get a free superpower too!?
(I’ll take super intelligence cuz maybe it’ll cancel out my stupidity then)
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
yes I would like to sign up to be bitten by a human woman, ty
wait, I get a free superpower too!?
(I’ll take super intelligence cuz maybe it’ll cancel out my stupidity then)
Asahi makes the best one I’ve ever tried
delicious, delicious beer-flavored soda water
also the spirits of mines that are sometimes benevolent and sometimes malevolent
cobalt is named after them because it was a toxic ore seen as a contaminant that caused injury and death to miners
I actually use a decade old version of this to control a very expensive machine at work which is simultaneously surreal and validating of all the time I wasted spent learning linux from my teens onward
being irritated with myself at the end of it that I didn’t get all the chores done
as someone who regularly brings a literal suitcase of bagels back from NYC to my uncivilized home state, I know the exact feeling you mean
(protip to be un-fire-able: bribe coworkers with new york bagels)
I hope you have some better days soon. You deserve good days <3
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no way for you to be prescribed an emergency supply and get self injection training?
honestly just modern medicine and indoor plumbing/water treatment
the amount of not dying from random infections we do these days, no wonder there are so many humans
wX (Weather app geared towards storm chasers, meteorologists and weather enthusiasts)
spot check with 2 squares of tp, when clean use single-use mini towels (I bought a pack of 100% cotton terry cloth squares similar to those used in auto shops)
the butt/coochie towels go in their own hamper and get laundered separately with the hottest wash setting
i live alone though. if i ever manage to convince a woman to marry me i imagine modifications may be requested…
How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!
(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)
I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…
CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop
Jak and Daxter
Borderlands
full take: this is a complex topic involving sociology, agricultural science, economics, culture, ethics, and more and deserves serious discourse
meme take: THAT RICE IS PRETTY I WANT IT
what about going in the hot tub with the injured foot stuck out?
pooping at work instead of exploring the multiverse in a scifi timespace ship
When I was having my “what’d you learn at school today?” check-in dinner conversation with mom, and I learned the European settlers did not, in fact, peacefully move in and fairly share the land with Native Americans. :|