• slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    The Sniper Elite games are a gift to this world because they understand that the only thing more satisfying than shooting a Nazi in the balls is watching the bullet tear through their tiny tesitcles in glorious slow motion x-ray vision.

    Too dam right.

    • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      They even gave Hitler one testicle. It may or may not be accurate depending on what you read, but it’s still hilarious to shoot Hitler in the nuts and when the X-ray kicks in he’s only got one nut to begin with.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      damn*

      What you wrote is like a direction, “first go left, then towards the right of the dam” but in lazy idiot speak.