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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Does this count?

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Does this count?

The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Nougat@fedia.io
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    2 months ago

    No. It’s a comic, not an abacus.

    • The Picard Maneuver@piefed.worldOP
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      2 months ago

      Flawless.

    • morphballganon@mtgzone.com
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      Well done.

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      2 months ago

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    Don’t trust that guy, he’s always distorting things.

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Mic runs in, late for the meeting: … what did I missSSsSSSSSssSSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSsSSS EEEEEEEEAEeeeaeeeeAAEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world
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    Feedback!?! All you do is give feedback. We’re all here trying to strike a chord, but when you repeat it back we sound all distorted!

  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never once gotten feedback from a guitar amp. PA systems on the other hand? oh yeah.

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      Username does not check out.

      • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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        I don’t own a dusty Peavey.

    • fulm@lemmy.ca
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      If you’ve never played guitar loud enough to get feedback from your amp, you’re missing out!

      • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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        I’ve played a few amps at 11, and never had feedback.

        • Matthew@midwest.social
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          Why not just make 10 louder?

          • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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            Because mine goes to 11.

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          Stop hang on, you’re not humping the amp while playing?

    • sfbing@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      My friend Carlos would like to disagree.

  • HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Definitely counts.

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Did y’all find the 5 fun icons?

    I ❤️ Bizzaro.

    • papalonian@lemmy.world
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      Been looking at these for 15+ years. I only got 4, unless the crown is one that I forgot about.

      • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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        Secret Symbols — Bizarro | Naked Cartoonist https://share.google/WcSO79iTf7w1HwOZZ

  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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    Goddamnit.

  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    Is that pie??

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    They have the correct guitar at the head of the table, I approve

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      Davie504 is disappointed.

      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s a six-string BASS

    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
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      Only because the drummer was busy under your girlfriend. /Owned

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