They can’t understand anything that takes more than 3 seconds to see the outcome of. Trying to explain this or the cuts to healthcare subsidies is like trying to teach a rock to play Beethoven.
Yes. Nothing says “rock” like a chamber orchestra with timpanis (that apparently require one rock per to operate). Also, who, exactly, is playing the bass here? It’s just being held there by the brass section with … likely AI-generated instruments. Is the bass holder playing a cross between a French horn and a tuba? I don’t even know what’s next to that … a trombone rescued from the aftermath of a fire?
But really, the issue is how viola-heavy this group is. One violin to two violas is niche as hell.
They can’t understand anything that takes more than 3 seconds to see the outcome of. Trying to explain this or the cuts to healthcare subsidies is like trying to teach a rock to play Beethoven.
Hey now, even rocks can rock!
Yes. Nothing says “rock” like a chamber orchestra with timpanis (that apparently require one rock per to operate). Also, who, exactly, is playing the bass here? It’s just being held there by the brass section with … likely AI-generated instruments. Is the bass holder playing a cross between a French horn and a tuba? I don’t even know what’s next to that … a trombone rescued from the aftermath of a fire?
But really, the issue is how viola-heavy this group is. One violin to two violas is niche as hell.
Obviously ai generated, but that’s not a bad thing—when it’s just for a laugh.
It’s still fun to mock! Even more laughs …
Fine, they’ll stop.
The cellist is still in position. Though, seriously, this is about the most hilarious image response I’ve ever seen. Also, viola! they’re gone.
Now you’ve done it…
I will say this: It got the French horn more accurate. The strings, on the other hand … I’d sell this as “1.5 Cellos.”