Baking Carrot Biscuits != Taking Care of Business

No dogs orgasm in the classroom

Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)

I just can’t understand 90% of lyrics.

“Blank Space” by Taylor Swift

Got a long list of ex-lovers

“Lonely Starbucks lovers”

What have I become my Swedish friend?

“'Scuse me while I kiss this guy…”

She’s got electric boobs… Something something… B-b-b-benny and the jetsssss

Crimean River

The Rhythm of the Night by Corona is this a Reebok or a Nike

My wife’s childhood:

“My anus can’t take it I’m addicted to love”.

Robert Palmer.

Mine is when I sing, and I can’t remember what I say, but something like “kissing your neck, back, n’dem titties” to Labrinths Still Don’t Know My Name. Although I’m still fairly certain those lyrics to be correct 👍

I had a friend in grade school that argued with me about the lyrics to Kenny Rodgers The Gambler. He was loudly and angrily certain the song said “You gotta know how to hold 'em” and would NOT hear my suggestion that it is really “when to hold 'em”.

The next day he quietly told me I was right.

One of the earliest websites I remember was like scuse me while I miss this guy dot com and it was people sharing what you’re looking for. Check the way back machine

There’s a bathroom on the right.

I was driving one day, in the early 1990s, singing along with Elton John, “love I feel it in my hands, I can tell by the things I could do with another man…” as I had since I was a little kid, when I suddenly realized that probably wasn’t what he was saying. It still sounds like that is what he is saying.

I see quite a lot of Elton John in these answers, maybe he just didn’t enunciate.

Working with guys who’s 1st language isn’t English singing “Take me to Monkey Town”, instead of “Take me to Funky Town.”