Because his friend was in a jam.
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And the cucumber was distressed, because his friend was (in) a pickle.
I hope he can dill with it.
he wanted to preserve their friendship!
Well that was one R(h)ude barb
Sounds like sour grapes if you ask me.
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because his friend laid his momma
He probably killed him and berried his body.