SAGF
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Infinite Loop

programming.dev

message-square
49
link
fedilink
191

Infinite Loop

programming.dev

JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
message-square
49
link
fedilink
  • TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

    • Miaou@jlai.lu
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      Are there triggers in the sql database? It’s too easy otherwise

      • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        this is fine

      • TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.com
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        There are on delete triggers to fix circular dependencies when deleting rows, triggers on update and triggers on row creation!

    • martinb@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      Feels like my old job.

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.59K users / day
  • 4.16K users / week
  • 7.78K users / month
  • 20.1K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 25.2K subscribers
  • 1.57K Posts
  • 56.1K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.12
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org