- I am not made out of silly putty.
- I am not female.
- I cannot code.
- I am 120% less flexible than her.
- I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
- I don’t want to.
Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.
With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5
- My back
I am not female.
You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉
I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓
Back-end developper ?
I’d say visibility is kinda poor
Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face
field of vision
Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.
Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.
my neck. my back. my…
… full development stack?
Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.
Use some duct tape
Bigger Plug?
Or tighter anus.
You can never go back.
If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.
An annoying lack of x-ray vision.
Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.
That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.
About 200 pounds.
A lifetime of sitting still mostly
What would enable me to work like that, is my question.
Insanity
You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.
I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.