What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

Just told this one to my son.

Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”

Me: “But you didn’t.”

What’d the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

God.

Good one dad !