• phoneymouse@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

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      7 months ago

      And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

      And yet you’ll still be single.

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        7 months ago

        Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!