ForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comexternal-linkmessage-square260fedilinkarrow-up1829arrow-down113
arrow-up1816arrow-down1external-linkWells Fargo fires more than a dozen employees for faking work using mouse jigglers and keyboard activity simulationwww.tomshardware.comForgottenFlux@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square260fedilink
minus-squarefubarx@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3 months agoI bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoAnd here I am, wearing those just for fun
minus-squaretheOneTrueSpoon@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoThis is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoMOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4… Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!
I bet they forgot to rig the webcams, microphones, seat weight sensors, and infrared desk presence trackers.
And the Blutooth butt plugs
And here I am, wearing those just for fun
This is Wells Fargo, not a chess tournament
MOVEMENT NOT DETECTED!! COMMENCING FIRING IN 5…4…
Employee frantically running out of the bathroom towards his PC, Toilet paper dragging from his pants
I WAS TAKING A SHIT!!!