SagXD@lemm.ee to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 days agoCoomitter be likelemm.eeimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1382arrow-down119
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minus-squaretourist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·18 days ago“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
minus-squaremexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·18 days ago“Nah I was in the network driver section”
minus-squareDudeDudenson@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 days ago“oh nice we’re also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It’s business critical”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoListen bub, I don’t have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
“Nah I was in the network driver section”
“oh nice we’re also having issues with random packets being dropped, can you look into that? It’s business critical”
Listen bub, I don’t have time for this Mickey mouse bullshit!