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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前

Little bobby Fortran

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Little bobby Fortran

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ElCanut@jlai.lu to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 年前
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  • macniel@feddit.org
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    At least it’s not COBOL.

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      I learnt COBOL (I’m old) it’s a very easy language, you basically talk, for instance to do c=a*b you write:

      MULTIPLY A TO B GIVING C

      and everything is tabbed, but in a good editor like emacs, it’s done automatically pretty well.

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        I was looking into learning COBOL some years ago, because i found that verbosity interesting.

        And it seemed like there’s not many libs and toolboxes out there, compared to the major languages that has libs for everything, so I couldn’t really use it for small projects.

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          The issue with COBOL surely isn‘t about the language itself. The real challenge will be to decipher the spaghetti code that was created at a company in the last sixty or so years. And then to dare changing something without breaking the program as a whole.

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            That’s easy you just use the huge number of test cases to ensure against introducing new bugs.

            /S

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        10 print "Hell here"
        20 goto 10
        
      • Doc Avid Mornington@midwest.social
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        That’s how you talk?

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          you shout in COBOL ;-)

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            shout shout let it all out

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              These are the things I can do without: =±*/

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      Imagine a cabal of COBOL programmers called Cobol or Co Ball

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        Fuck it co., we ball.

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