• iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Bitten by a radioactive housecat, I gain the ability to sleep deeply and comfortably in a position that by all rights looks like it should be destroying my spine

    Like I’ll take whatever else you wanna throw on top, night vision or claws or something, but I only really need that first thing