For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
It better not be touching any part of my food till I’m ready though. I don’t want my bun getting soggy from it.
When I’m packing sandwiches I’ll keep the tomato and pickle separate for just this reason