also, abortion is now illegal, unless I'm not the father.

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    idk, the Combs/Combs ticket is promising to give Combs a cabinet position and Combs at chief justice. Seems pretty strong.

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        While we’re at it, let’s start a grassroots write-in movement to make all state governors Combs as well, then state legislatures and mayors. All citizens will then become Jeffrey Combs. Then the US flag will become Jeffrey Combs. We then spread our agenda overseas, until the earth is Jeffrey Combs. Then we will turn the universe into Jeffrey Combs.

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          Then the US flag will become Jeffrey Combs.

          Not like, a picture of Jeffrey Combs. Just a spare one, clinging to a flag pole.

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      Speaking as humble cop, it’s a good ticket, but the Brunt of their support comes from other Combses. The Weyou-negotiate an election needs a broader base. Look at the Agi campaign of 2020; people said after the debates Agimus-t shore up his support, instead it Shran-k. So far the Combses have run a good campaign but hardly the crème-de-la-Krem; they need to Plek-ate their critics. Anyway, I Tiron this subject, better get back to busting that sci-fi writer Benny’s chops. Yours, Officer Kevin Mulkahey

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    Abortion is now illegal, unless I am not the father of the child, then it is mandatory.