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Constant Pain@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands

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I can count on my fingers the number of appendages I have at the end of my hands

Constant Pain@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • shortwavesurfer@lemmy.zip
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    1 year ago

    Congratulations!

  • subignition@fedia.io
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    Must be rough living life without thumbs.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      huh?

      • subignition@fedia.io
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        The joke is that thumbs typically aren’t referred to as fingers (yes I know they technically are), implying that the OP only has 8 digits.

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          i have never heard people refer to thumbs as a thing by itself and not just another finger

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            English is weird. They don’t count toes as fingers either.

            • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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              damn, imagine only having 8 fingers

            • Goun@lemmy.ml
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              The fingers of the feet

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