I wish I could find that video where someone off-screen yells “Duck!”, and the guy does, but gets hit with an incoming duck anyway.

Likewise, if someone screams, “Get DOWN!” you’re going to want to confirm it is not a time-displaced funk singer encouraging you to boogie on with your bad self, lest you make yourself look foolish. See also, Hit the Floor.

“Rock Lobster!”

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More SLPT: If that happens, stand up and look around you. Ducks aren’t good at sneaking around so you’ll be able to catch them this way.