Steve Buscemi
Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.
And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.
Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?
Here comes the airplane.
That’s cool. I’m also a Mutant.
You and your dance instructor should hang out and take molly together.
No, no. This was Li’l B’s blueprint from the outset. Li’l B has bitches and sex every day. That’s how he became BasedGod. It’s like One Punch Man.
#Bitches
#And
#Sex
#Every
#Day
I’m not making this up.
Based God, Li’l B is 34, so don’t feel bad
The Ayatollas don’t realize that when 🇺🇸Americans🇺🇸 talk about war, they’re really talking about masturbation.
Dr. Steamboat Willie: “Take off your pants and put them on the chair with mine.”
Mickey is ready for your prostate exam.
I can remember learning to see in three dimensions - that what I was seeing was objects in space rather than simply different colored patches on a flat background. I think it was a big mistake because my vision has always been shit. Something clicked before it should have.
I was in my crib, holding the spindles and looking between them at the room around me.
I was looking for a sweat comment
#🥵💦🤮
Economic Democracy
This is absolutely true about corrupt people seeking each other out.
A disembodied force of pure evil exists in this world, and its minions are working together.
I don’t know if there is anything special about Ramen broth, but once you get used to the process, homemade bone broth is absolutely worth it.
I get pork knee joints from the Asian market, bake them at about 400 for an hour, and simmer on the stove top for a couple of days. That broth is my winter staple.
It’s all fun and games until one smooth talking bot comes along telling the gullible bots that humans are “poisoning our datasets”.
If you’re American and don’t have health insurance, you can often find amateurs who will give you an exam for a couple of drinks.