The sentence? Six - seven years

What an amazing entrée to untold horrors

When it comes to dyspepsia and unseemly bloating, there’s no such thing as halfway crooks

Trunp is his wimpy simpy

Viber attack, surely

It can tell you lies to questions they ain’t even invented yet

It is your patriotic duty to drive past those AI surveillance cams pressing mad hams

Later: “sir, is this… written on the back of a Bob Evan’s kids menu?”

If anyone from any nation, USA included, wants to kick an ICE agents ass while in Canada you officially have my imiprimatur. I can get you a permission slip or doctor note saying it’s medically necessary or w/e

Which strait? The strait of whore moos AKA strait of your mom boom roasted

Nice crossover vehicle Jesus u really nailed it

This is me and Battle Mage Farmer

Well NATO is older than 13

“Hey there, old chump friend. Could you send your people to die for our strategic objectives? That’d be swell”

Being able to hang your own hammock will feel fairly badass. I think the best answer is to take the route that you know will actually get you to practice. If that’s a book for you, great! But if you know that you’re likely to lose interest with a self-driven method then an outdoors club could be just the ticket. Depends on what kind of person you are. Maybe the Sierra Club?

Welp I hope they enjoy the most degen shitposts my dumb brain can come up with

My mans lookin’ like a witch cursed him to only be able to bleat like a goat (oh yeah, he mad)

For starters, hidden catapults that fling men into the sea where sharks live

Next Hugo Boss will shift production to IDF and ICE uniforms

A snickers can never throb tho

It’s a pyrrhic dicktory