I don’t see why you’d bother when you can just cast spirit guardians and instant win every fight instead. Plus it kind of makes her story ring hollow… Probably matters less to a player on a second playthrough.

The teachers didn’t, the parents freaked out.

And people say porn is unrealistic

That’s just weird, especially considering goblin is an actual dogwhistle and dwarves were literally Tolkien making an extended Jewish metaphor.

I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.

Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…

Nah the elves think the humans are resources.

Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?

Believe it or not, also a grudgin’

I mean the thing is I’m pretty sure it got chosen because the vibe is there.

I’m also pretty sure this boss was one of the mustache twirling villains though

Syphilitic dementia

Yakuza Pirate In Hawaii had a similar problem tbh. The pacing of the game kind of encourages you to fuck around doing Yakuza stuff instead of Pirate stuff for the midgame but the Pirate stuff was way more fun than clearing like, 90 bounty fights that all went the same way once you were good at the combat.

The more downvotes you get the more genius you are

There are two kinds of people, those that can extrapolate from incomplete information

It’d be a lot cooler if they were based like that

This but unironically.

It’s a series famous for killing subtlety in cinema and you STILL DON’T GET IT REEEE

If a programmer says it it’s programmer humor

I mean technically fire damage is also radiation, and cold damage is… Entropy? Anti-radiation?

Such as considering that their own base of power really hates being taxed.

Like, everyone does, but the idea of building roads or paying to stop diseases just drives them absolutely insane.

But consider:

Bear

He joins at 15 and leaves for the Academy after his 18th birthday so either way I’m calling the space cops