Do… do you smoke?

He’d add soy sauce to the chipped beef,

Because there wasn’t already enough salt in salted dried beef.

It looks like dead gagh. Gagh isn’t supposed to be dead.

Huh. I thought they stopped selling 'em.

Friend of mine was playing Cyberpunk 2020 and needed a shotgun in-game. He decided that since his character didn’t have a record yet, he would go buy one at wal-mart.

It’s the dystopian future. Of course there’s wal-mart.

No one foresaw that wal-mart would stop selling firearms.

brb. Switching distros.

Up?

According to the genocidal center, the only evil in the world is opposition to genocide.

One for unionizing, two to cover for closing the store that unionized.

The post office got wise to that. Changed their regulations so that business reply mail cannot be used as a shipping label.

literally ‘fuckerator’

Ah, Perry the Platypus.

Also, the “shave and a haircut” knock means “chinga tu madre cabron” in Mexico, and should be avoided. (You just sang it. Everyone does.)

I’ve often wondered how they localized Who Framed Roger Rabbit for Mexico.

Pepsi isn’t going to print an insert for every machine. They’re gonna print an insert that fits the machine you have to rent from Pepsi. Same with Coke.

Design, get design approved, print inserts, package inserts, ship inserts, give lead time for most stores to receive inserts, swap inserts, discard old inserts.

As opposed to design, get design approved, send.

Or “why you should specify where and when.”

Pop in a bootable usb and check.

Look sometime.

Yeah. “may contain up to 30 percent water with saline”

That’s it. That’s all.

It’s a real problem for people on low-sodium diets. Labeling is imprecise.

Republicans want whatever trump wants.

Centrist democrats want whatever netanyahu wants.

I’m on the left. What I want doesn’t matter and I’m tired of getting blamed because centrists have to pretend they don’t love everything turmp is doing.