They, and ancient Greek soldiers in general, also took young boys “under their wings” oh and had sex with them. Because humanity is deeply, horribly fucked up.

Rejected? My dude, there’s no rejections, just the dead silence of being ignored.

So when this works for them it’ll be precedent to allow the fair use pirating of all media and software, right?

Oh never mind, I forgot that I don’t have billions of dollars to spend on lawyers. Never mind.

Yeah but you forgot that our president is a malignant narcissist.

Should have gone with Lord of the Rings, you could have been out of there in 15 minutes.

Step 1, update your resume.

Step 2, follow your boss’ instructions until it all breaks.

Step 2.5, document everything so be can’t blame you later.

Step 3, go have a beer; you don’t get paid enough to give a shit.

Well I mean how else was the president going to distract us all from him being in the Epstein files millions of times.

My first ever character was an ad&d 2e cleric, and even back then I did other things. Especially tanking and bearing monsters with a big fuck off hammer.

If I was a woman trapped in Iranian culture I’d want to go get an education too.

Hahahahahahaha! inhale hahahahahaha!

I only ever used it in the past because it was at work and that was the only allowed option.

Just added to the pile I guess.

“Do you’re the leader of a bunch of unrelated, stressed out, social predatory animals that have been removed from their natural environment and social groups and forced together for the entertainment of humans?”

Wow look at how much he photoshopped his jawline lol

It’s because these idiots believe their own bullshit.

Yeah because that’ll work. Dumbass monster.

American here, and if there’s one lesson you should take away from the trump presidency it’s to never ever trust Trump.

Only if you get that ugly caterpillar off your face dude.

Oh don’t worry, there’s plenty of unorganized and fucked up pieces in there. Just enough to eventually jam the gears and make it year itself apart and kill us all. So it’ll all work out in the end.

My fiance got me this as a gift a while back, and I just kinda sat there, starting at it in wordless disbelief. She thought it was fucking hilarious.