How fast do these idiots think the tomatoes grow anyway?

Variable based on the game. In modern d&d humans are the least specialized, while in old d&d (like 2e) humans were mechanically Inferior until higher levels, where they had the highest level cap. Also demi-humans (elves, dwarves, etc) were fewer in number, Tolkien-style, and sometimes discriminated against. In fact it kinda seemed like the less liked a race was, the more inherent abilities they had.

I remember. It was funny then too.

Oh don’t worry, I’m sure the capitalist system will manage to fuck it up somehow.

Yeah, and apparently it’s the Irish equivalent of fucking “Joan” or similar. JFC.

Ghislaine, but I do it on purpose.

I’m still trying to get some Irish names right in my head, specifically Rhiannon and especially Siobhan.

Which voice?

It’s cool, the hobbits ended up with the final boss One Ring.

Slimey Slime McSlimington, from a page of this sources back in the old Internet. For additional reference “twink” used to refer to a tabletop RPG munchkin or power gamer; not the, uh, not the other thing.

As far as I’ve seen it’s the oldest example of the “namey mcname” joke out there.

Mine’s not clever, just an NPC I made for an old GURPS game I ran ages ago that I’ve since used as my handle online. Frustratingly there’s some guy in Italy who claimed it as their Steam name though so that’s the one place I couldn’t use it lol

Sounds familiar. I think I saw him in Skyrim a few times.

They’re lazy and cheap, and now they’re gonna pay for it.

Hey, if eating “Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus” is wrong then I absolutely fucking LOVE being right.

HA no. I was there, it was… Well differently bad, maybe less in aggregate. Cultural attitudes really took a HARD turn when 9/11 happened, and the government abused it just about as hard as they could think of. President Obama did try to bring back some of that 90s optimism, but then along came Trump and ground it into dust.

Woke smashed through the floor of woke and wound up on top of woke.

Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

LOL that’ll work. Streisand effect, motherfucker.

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He’s not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we’ll pawn his gear in the morning.

Politics, obviously.