You can’t spell “enlightenment” without weed.

Okay you laugh but that’s only because it’s extremely funny.

https://youtu.be/nHZSTMoyRZ0

I hope to never lose the simple joy of laughing at others who are suffering the consequences of their stupid, stupid decisions.

How many ways can you say he’s a monster before somebody arrests him? Oh, all of them? Well fuck us all I guess.

It’s standing over here, pointing and laughing at somebody stupid enough to trust Claude.

RIP Necco Wafers, you were better than like half the stuff in that photo.

Non -alcoholic drinks really only serve 2 main purposes - to let kids think they’re cool (my dad told me they used to do this with non-alcoholic beer when he was a kid) and to give to sober people at an event with alcohol. And I don’t even know how much that second one is the case. Maybe it’s just something people use in their cooking I don’t know.

GEE I WONDER WHY. Gawd I hate the future.

Not to be confused with blueberry waffles.

I wish I had $30k to waste on something stupid. Like medical bills.

All the taste and none of the point. Weeeee.

So what you’re saying is that I can shove dead camels out the back of the transport plane and onto the enemy forces.

“that guy make me feel funny inside.”

This is how I feel with autonomous combat drones. I wrote those up in ~2000ish, I forget exactly when.

Thank you for informing me of this magnificent subreddit lol

I love the photo. That horn looks like it’s getting a full tour of that fucker’s Spanish colony.

Ah yes, the BlizzActivision gambit. Best countered by selling your PlayStation and getting a PC.

When the bubble finally bursts it’s gonna be a doozy.

I mean they sure coned the Orange Jackass into starting an unstoppable war for no benefit to anyone, so if it really surprising that they’re fucking things up for Europe?

Oh I’m sure this will end well. /s