you missed the sixth ;)

… oh no

Which stands for top level what?

I guess that someone got his message in a butthole

She feared the impact a theft charge, though small, would have on her financial career.

Why is this info public, what happened to innocent til proven guilty?

None of those things describe a good programmer

a hanging sack and a cork screw penis!

without making mistakes

This part is not true at all. I know a guy who edits these, and from what I hear, re-reads are very much a thing.

I wouldn’t trust a guy letting their battery go that low either

𝅘𝅥𝅮that’s a mornay

you need to make more sauce!
Also you need glass/metal/plastic containers

alfredo sauce?

isn’t that pasta water and butter?

rip in pieces

now do ed!

“six figure career” might refer to a career in which you get there eventually.

https://www.npmjs.com/package/is-even

don’t look at the weekly downloads if you are faint of heart.

isEven(0) ->
    true;
isEven(Num) ->
    isOdd(Num-1).
isOdd(0) ->
    false;
isOdd(Num) ->
    isEven(Num-1).

maybe it’s the other way around. I’m not convinced budgets in the $100 million range makes sense.

No they don’t.

They think saying they do will make them rich.

the few minutes speeding saves you wont do any meaningful difference