Flamekebab

You’d hate my IDE at work. It’s bright pink.

That’ll certainly make it easier to pay the CEO.

Luckily the feck attribute is too obscure to be in the line of fire.

Windows ARM devices, eh? I guess it’s time for another round of “how long until Microsoft give up on anything that’s not x86?”

It’s a working title, despite having run for nearly thirty years.

Unless they’re suddenly shoving a UHD drive in there, I’m not interested.

It seems a weird oversight - gamers that care about 4K surely also care about films in 4K? The notion of it being an external add-on is laughable.

Then again, this whole thing is a solution looking for a problem.

lol, “X”. Get fucked.

Symlink each individual file, obviously.

Amazing, I needed something like that a few months ago (and will need again in future).

The scarecrow is awful. In a good way.

Alan Wake

I only played through the second one but the thing that got me was just how ambitious it was. It ruined many other games for me as I was left thinking “Where’s the rest of the game?”.

The opening act of Little Big Adventure 2 gets my vote.

Odd idiom to take issue with…

I don’t think I’ve ever signed anything when a card is involved. Cheques back when they were a thing, sure, but they were all but irrelevant fifteen years ago.

The French do not fuck around when it comes to strike action. Hang those execs out to dry.

This takes me back to How to Kill a Brand in the PS3 era: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfmBzllkbUM

I played through it on my Xbox One X some years ago and had fun with it. It didn’t run at 60 fps, but 2160p30 was a very cinematic experience regardless.

Edit - here’s a screenshot:

https://i.imgur.com/nQcge1u.jpeg

To quote Bernard Black: “Well expect away!”

The Temple of Trials is intended to be a tutorial - something the executives insisted they include. The first game’s tutorial is in the manual.

The maze puzzle with the electrified floor is some absolute bullshit. I wonder if there’s a mod to remove that nonsense?

As for the beginning, I used a mod to skip the Temple of Trials because you’re absolutely right, it’s such a tedious slog. Yay, executive meddling!