I’d ask how, but I bought my nephew his first set of tools for his 25th birthday. He doesn’t exactly know how to use them (I’d gladly teach if I lived closer) but none of his blood relatives are mechanically inclined.

Still, better to have a plunger and not need one than to need a plunger and not have one.

Nah I’m buying hex screws/bolts or flathead ones. It is a feature, the feature is: the screw sucks.

Asking me what service they perform is one of their triggers. Be very very calm and just let me on the plane.

i accidentally dropped part of a very delicious, very fragrant bagel while camping. the next morning a crow had dropped some shinys by our tent door. i wish i had more time there to train more crows.

Nut compote

i just made up a conspiracy theory that they saved kissinger’s brain and that is what powers grok.

my dude my brain. you have thinged my brain. please spoiler this, we don’t have to thing everyone’s brain

gotcha. it’s more of a hippie speedball occasion for me

dude if you wave your agenda around in public like that you’re going to catch a public decency charge

i miss when kissinger was the big villain.

because i was not alive. i did not have to worry about politics.

discuss? one of them is in the legal record as blowing bubbles. bubbas. whatever.

i am alive and this is completely British.

Day Soup
Fighter of the Night Soup
Chowder of the sun
You’re a something of something
And bread bowls for everyone

oh my gosh jaybone you can’t just ask a frog what they have to do with anything

ehehehe my wife is going to either love or hate this

excuse me, my grandma had a zz top beard. she still does, just thanks mitch.

rest in peace in that big gay bathhouse in the sky he’s always wanted to be in.

The fuck, dude. He is not fancy enough to make the guest list in Hell. The big gay bathhouse of the damned is pretty sweet

Or am I undercucumbered?