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HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Trump may launch Trump-branded mobile phone and a wireless service that could compete with the likes of Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile.English67·5 days ago“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL: There is a demon named "Leonard". He's a three-horned goat in charge of orgies.English5·7 days agoIs that where we get horny goat weed?
If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying HeadphonesEnglish1·8 days agoMy regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.
She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Dyson Has Killed Its Bizarre Zone Air-Purifying HeadphonesEnglish444·8 days agoI just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepensEnglish71·14 days agoSeems like you need more freedom.
And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.
It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?English2·17 days agoSo are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?English161·17 days agoMy 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who is a celebrity you used to really like, but don't anymore?English201·17 days agoHe divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.
Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•Far-right websites got hacked and defaced; 6.5 terabytes of data got leaked.English2·20 days agoOh come on. You know.
Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Technology@lemmy.world•[China Technology] I drove the cheap Chinese cars that are illegal in the USA. Now I know why [36:49 | MAR 10 2025 | Rich Rebuilds]English131·25 days agoHere in Mexico the BYD brand vehicles are everywhere and I’ve been in a few because their favored by a lot of UBER drivers.
I really cannot complain about the quality, smoothness of the ride, even in a pothole ridden city, and the driver loved the mileage (km-age?) per charge and the comfortable interior.
I was surprised af because I was ready to shit all over it when I saw it pull up.
Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?