I haven’t had a Tv in years but not because I wanna be cool or some shit but I don’t want to have one of these intrusive machines in the middle of my house. I already have enough of those.

Edit: NOT because 🫣

Well than, Grant Cardone is your moneys mans.

A few more inches and the balls will be up there too.

Siri: “sure! I’ll go right ahead and permanently delete everything.”

He’s doing it for the whales. Everyone knows they hate the windmills. /s

That shit is funny

Slow Horses.

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

Solid strategy. You can’t kill me if I’m already dead! #checkmate ♟️

The other option was “Operation We Fuck Kids”.

Here with his Praptor!

Yes

If it’s on fire, yes.

Consciousness

TIL! It’s fucking bananas that I never knew this.

If only a billionaire would be a bottom you’d have a MAGA fuckface winning a gold medal.

Hell yeah! Thanks for that. I’ll check it out for sure.

Dammmnnnn , I was unaware.

“There are 114 drugs known to interact withcaffeine, along with 9 disease interactions, and 5 alcohol/food interactions. Of the total drug interactions, 5 are major, 94 are moderate, and 15 are minor.”

And my brain read it in a German speaking English accent.

Which one? That’s interesting.