Was told that watching too much TV would make my eyes square.

Also, attaching sheets of papers to the front of the TV (static of CRTs) could allegedly make the TV explode.

Haven’t seen that one. Might check it out.

Adam Sandler

The beeping sound computer monitors make as they render text. Wtf?

For me it’s the “Seeegaaaa” and then a small prayer hoping that the Sonic cartridge is properly inserted.