No no. I’m not saying those states give up their nukes. As far as I know Ukraine doesn’t have any.

I’m saying the USA supply those places nukes to get Putin to calm down.

…who me? Couldn’t be!

Former President Gore is celebrating the 18 year anniversary of ending the climate crisis. Since they never felt the effects of it, nobody cares, and still think of him as that president who did nothing after 9/11. He’s thought of as the most boring president in history.

And Justin Beiber is still doing a kid friendly concert series at Zoos. Don’t ask. It’s weird in their timeline too.

Solution: Here Ukraine, here’s some nukes. Finlsnd, you get some nukes too, hey all the baltic states besides Belarus gets nukes!

The kind that starts off in a movie producers office, and the conversation starts off “So…you have a movie for me?”

It’s just you. 100% of the earths population have decided you need to go. So now we’re hunting you with pitchforks and torches.

You know what you did…

Holy shit. I didn’t realize skelitons COULD take a shit! And this, on the day of the dead…

Spanking YOU.

You’re not going crazy, Aurther, you’re going sane in a crazy world! Some people were destined for greater things! You’re one of those people. Aurther, you can’t hide from it. You’ve got to hug it! HUG YOUR DESTINY AURTHER!!!

…hug it…

I have no memory of this, but apperently my dad presented me with the trolley problem when I was 4.

My response was “You run over the 4 on the track, then back the train up, and run over the other guy”.

To which my sister who’s 10 years older than me said “If you have control over the train, why not just hit the brakes, and not run ANYBODY over?”

And I replied “BECAUSE THAT’S NOT HOW YOU GET THE HIGH SCORE!!!”

So you’re saying that what the other guy did wasn’t ok, but you doing the same thing is the correct response…but the other guy is still in the wrong. But not you.

Pssshhhhhh, only because you’re a sane individual capable of critical thinking! C’mon. We’re trying to throw around baseless claims, and conspiracy theories, becsuse we’re all a bunch of russian propaganda agents only here to sew the seeds of chaos with the intents of crippling other nations!

Oops…I said the quiet part out loud!

Maybe he was one of the kids from Sandy Hook!

…god I can’t stand alex jones. Glad he was put into ruins.

Aren’t YOU telling the other guy how to live their life?

Yes please! And buttons that we can customize what they do.

“Subscribed” is obvious, “local” is obvious, and “all” is obvious.

But what if I want a button that says “Cleveland”? And then I use check boxes to tell it which of my subscribed communities goes into that button. Or maybe I’m trying NOT to see certain communities temporarily. Maybe “Nintendo” can be all Nintendo related stuff, and I DON’T want it showing up under subscribed, even though I’m subscribed to those communities. Maybe Nintendo had a Nintendo Direct at 10:30am, and I’m trying to avoid spoilers. So I just click “Subscribed” and no Nintendo stuff would be in there. Then after I’ve gotten home, watched the direct THEN I click the Nintendo button, because I am going to geek out with the rest of you. And I’ll be spoiler free.

I mean…I know I kinda hijacked your thread, and I DO fully support larger scroll pages…but I REALLY want those buttons.

“Why is America so small on this map? Why are we not the only country? People tell me, no it’s it’s true, they do, they say America is the only country on the map. Everybody knows it. Our maps are yuge. We have the best maps. You know in the 1980s, I was going to buy a map making factory. All the jobs would stay in America, instead of going to ChGina. We would print all the maps if I did that. Everybody would want a trump map. That’s what they’d call it, because everybody loves me. And then I would buy Greenland, and keep the Mexicans out of the borders. We would have built a wall on the borders of Greenland and Mexico. The Mexicans would be so happy that we’re providing them shade. They’d even pay for our beautiful wall. Better than the great wall of ChGina!”

I feel like my only two mistakes in this impersonation are:

1. It’s too coherent.

2. It stayed on topic.

Ideally he would never fully finish a sentence, yet still somehow come off as racist. All the while drifting from topic to topic, while also saying nothing at all.

:O

I need this guy to just follow me around and show me the finer tips in life.

“No no no, don’t put your beer in the fridge. Instead put it in the freezer for an hour first. Remember to take it out after an out, or you’ll have popcycles made of beer.”

Holy shit, it’s you! I check the modlog often out of boredom (thats right, mods. I’m keeping you honest!), and you get SO many comments removed, and banned so often!

I can’t honestly tell if you’re a full time troll, or a full time dumbass. Either way, your dedication to your craft is as impressive as it is horrifying.

Kind of like thinking about how much detail and care went into the planning of 9/11. Thinking about the individual details will have you in awe of the sheer obsession to planning it takes…until you step back and are horrified by the results.

MSI, huh?

I can’t wait for you to shut me up! In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute, minute! I can’t wait for you to fuck me up! In a SECOND!!!

Dig a tunnell, dig dig a tunnel.

Dig a tunnell, dig dig a tunnel.

Dig a tunnell, dig dig a tunnel.

Quick before the hyeenas cum!!!