mic drop

My single-timeline theory, although it’s really just a sci fi idea to eliminate paradoxes from time travel stories.

yo Gary, waddup?

“This Ring of Fire Resistance should protect you, Sir Bolden. And you know who else can protect you? State Farm!”

Went to a family-run Indian place in Cornwall looking for vindaloo, but the guy talked me down to a madras. Good thing cuz it was right on the edge of my tolerance level. I couldn’t have eaten their vindaloo.

floundered!

On the stock thing, maybe wait until after the AI bubble bursts and half them go bankrupt.

Probably tomorrow’s weather, because then I’d never have to look it up.

A friend of mine made up a rap song a long time ago about a superhero who got his powers from toxic waste. I remember one line, “His stupefying aroma, is like he’s from Tacoma.”

Have a lot of them had the middle name Wayne? That’s another theory.

Outdated - the smell is mostly gone now. Based on timing of when the pulp mill closed, it seems to have been the main cause.

The excessive rain thing is actually bullshit. US cities that get far more rain include NYC, Chicago, Atlanta, New Orleans, Miami, Houston, and even relatively nearby Portland Or.

Anybody actually know how to do this?

Totally depends on how long it takes to make and serve. If a place could somehow deliver beef Wellington to you in 2 minutes at a drive-thru window, I would call it fast food, but this would not redefine all beef Wellington as fast food. You’re conflating “fast” and “junk”.

Cute Asian girl with green hair and a side ponytail: “I’m in!”

Six keystrokes later: “Ok I pulled up the floor plans to the building, disabled the cameras and unlocked all the doors.”

When people wake up after sex they usually have their underwear on again.

and bags of groceries

How often real people have to go to the bathroom.

Zero

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