Assholes are going to asshole.

I live in Canada. In Canada we just call them “people” or “Canadians”.

I’ve met, worked, and work with African Americans in the US.

This one from the movie Bait with Jamie Foxx. It’s parked in my driveway.

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Yup. Good movie.

I can’t decide bergen one one hundred dollar hookerbot or one hundred one dollar hookerbots.

Nice!

I had a customer who wanted me to stay on as a consultant to keep their system running. He was a scumbag so I added a test to see if I had logged on in the last 60 days. If not it threw a random error code. It triggered three times before I told him that I wanted a lump sum payment and I would fix it for good and then we were done and I wanted the cheque drawn on his personal account. His controller was an even bigger scumbag than he was. He gave me the cheque and asked me what was wrong. I explained and he laughed because he was a multi-millionaire car dealer and I was a late teens computer kid and I got the better of him.

Oh.

Infinite quantum instantiation would allow anyone with the technology to instantly find massive prime factors and decrypt anything.

No more secrets.

Post it!

I’ve got to get me a Spanish porn passport. I likes me some big bootie Spanish girls.

I’m Canadian. I plan to steal a dump truck, drive it to the middle of the bridge to the US that’s 15 km from my house, turn it sideways, and disable it. Then, when they remove it I’ll do it again.

Peterborough mayor Diane Therrien became embroiled in a minor controversy after stating “fuck off, you fuckwads” on social media in reaction to the group’s actions.

I think that Ms. Therrien effectively summed it up.

Only if they’re wealthy.

The “Queen of Canada”, Queen Romana Dildo.

I don’t think anyone who knows me hates me. I’m pretty easy to get along with.

Online…

That largely depends on who you talk to. Lots of people dislike my opinions.

Christofascists, white supremacists, white nationalists, racists, anti-vaxers, neo-Nazis and Nazis, anti-choicers, anti-maskers, Covid deniers, vegan extremists, incels and incucks, Puritans, the US Taliban, magats and the anti-reality crowd, the convoyists, the Save-The-Children crowd and Queen Dildo and her ragtag band of morons, PETA, the rabid pro-gun I’m-terrified-of-everything-so-I-need-a-grenade-launcher-to-buy-donuts crowd, and others seem to dislike the things I say. Of course tankies, trans extremists, the anti-gun crowd, and others who hate the first group also dislike some of the things I say. Just about everyone who lives in an echo bunker dislikes the reality I speak.

I say things that many people dislike but they tend to be the controlling-what-other-people-do mob and people who live in evil bunkers but generally I think I’m a good person and the people around me seem to think so too no matter where they lie on the political, religious, or social spectrum.

Parental rights, but not for the parents of trans kids.

Voting rights, but not for non-whites or Democrats.

Constitutional rights, but not for women.

I’m starting to think that there might be a pattern here.

*She

EDIT: To be clear, the commenter originally wrote, “he” which clearly shows that they didn’t read the article. I simply pointed out that the judge was, in fact, a woman which is made clear in the article, which I read. OC covered up the fact that they commented without reading the article by editing their comment to “they”.

It would be fucking hysterical of the US built a huge, impenetrable wall along the US Texas border leaving Texas on the Mexico side.

Sorry, Mexico.