Yep, I still kick myself for that one every once in a while. But again, I was young, ignorant, and excited to spend birthday money at the mall.

Green jello

About that…

Teenage me actually passed up the opportunity to buy the original CD press before the name change. Why? Because teenage me was 13 and had no idea what he was looking at, so he picked the one that said Jellÿ because that’s what was on MTV.

paints them in a bad light.

So, like… facts?

Was this corporate spokesperson authorized to talk to this outlet about this topic? Just because they’re a spokesperson doesn’t mean they can talk freely.

at best political soap opera entertainment far removed from reality.

Unfortunately for those of us living through the bullshit, it’s all too real.

Aww, congrats!

It’s a probably a cop driving it.

We can’t get to Terminator without trudging through Multiplicity first.

I think he might be Taz.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on glue.

Not a lady, but I could use the twelve bucks.

VLOOKUP. Every time. Also Catan Cities and Knights.

They’re tricksy. False.

once something is in your head, it’s impossible to get it out.

As a method of harm reduction (as it’s impossible to eliminate this kind of violence), we should really be working to change the messaging. “Board rooms, not classrooms.”

Gently Weeping, My Gardner Is intensifies

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