Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Looking forward to the influx of users to Bluesky and Mastodon, keep it up lemonsuk
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