6196376. We’re old.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Roko can suck my assilisk.

How about Wandering Tattlers? A Cockatoo maybe?

Got me with these 2! I legitimately lol’d.

As a graphic designer for 25+ years, I recommend getting used to, and enjoying, rice and beans.

At this point?! My dude, do you remember horse armor? They literally started this shit.

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Down goes the first one
Down goes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Up comes the first one
Up comes the second one
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, slimey ones
Itsy bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Guess I’ll go eat worms!