Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.
I upvote cat pictures!
Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.
My nana used to have a collection of spoons in holders like this in her dining room. Thanks for the double hit of nostalgia and serotonin.
Jesus he’s still alive?!
I bought a bottle of mint and eucalyptus body wash. Now it feels like my butthole just smoked a Newport.
The rash is real. I look like I’ve been in an industrial accident or something.
So I tried this and it was an experience of mixed emotions. Relief that my nose was no longer running mixed with an uneasy shiver of disgust as I felt everything draining down the back of my throat. Effective yet disturbing!
I’ve been thinking about that, actually. Just pop into the urgent care like, “Hey doc I just want to make sure my brains aren’t actually leaking from my nose, and if they are can we maybe not”.
I may have to go get one. The area around my nose looks like it’s been set on fire at this point and I have some reservations about leaving the house sporting my nose tampon.
Definitely been taking the good Sudafed.
I WFH and I do the “business mullet”. Acceptable shirt + pajama pants. Business on top, nap on the bottom.
I can’t believe he didn’t see this coming.
At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?
Food cannot touch on the plate. Each item must have a clearly defined DMZ between it and its neighbors.
I have one of those too. The cat only wants to play fetch when I want to go to bed, of course.
Anyone got a betting pool going yet for when this guy falls out a window?
That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.