This sounds like the intro to a bad post-apocalypse sci-fi movie.
He’s my hero.
Dirt (series) - because I love rally racing.
Motorstorm (series) - because racing across an active volcano is fun as fuck.
Carmageddon (series) - because it’s insane and hilarious.
Twisted Metal 2 - not really a racing game, but close enough.
Harry Ballsagna (rhymes with lasagna)
In my experience, babies prefer iced coffee. In a cup or bottle with a nipple.
Tax the fuck out of him.
“GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE… BUT THIS IS NOT YOUR HOUSE!”
It was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced.
Also, I had so many eye doctors appointments. They were worried I’d lose vision in that eye. Luckily I didn’t.
Top 3:
Made Another Grift Again
Don’t Starve Together
There is literally an avenue in which we can put him on a rocket and send him to Mars. I am all for it.
I see you know your judo well.
As it turns out, King Theoden was terrible at basic math.
I had that same toy horse when I was a kid, 45 years ago. I still remember the sound the springs made when I rode it.
Damn. That’s tidy to the point of inconvenience.
Am I wrong in believing that this whole TP advertising campaign was launched off of the idiom “does a bear shit in the woods?”
That is due to the fact that Reddit - and I can’t stress this next part enough - sucks.