Yeah, politics affects every aspect of our lives, that’s why it’s so important.

My favorite is, “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. I’ll be back in awhile.”

It’s devastating. I want to be a mother so badly, but I know I’ll never be able to. It’s not even the fact that I’m infertile. After all I’ve been through my life has just been left too unstable. I’ve been left too unstable. I would love to adopt and raise a kid, but I know deep down I could never provide the upbringing that they deserve. I would just watch in horror as a precious child deals with the consequences of my instability.

Or starving in the street as supply lines start to collapse because you aren’t wealthy enough to inoculate yourself from the consequences of ecosystems collapsing.

I just distract myself by focusing on how my life is falling apart. Occasionally I’ll distract myself from my crumbling life by stressing about how the world is burning.

Definitely not a new copypasta. That’s from a famous reddit post from years ago.

My favorite part is, shortly after the original post was made r/grilledcheese (the sub it was posted in) was filled with memes like this:

From the article

Cultured skin, as they put it, can heal itself, carry biological sensors like our own to provide sensitive touch, and could also have benefits in medical or human interaction contexts.

… Wrong?

As a bisexual: it’s the same reason I’d want to touch a partner’s boobs: because chest sexy

He’s basically saying “we’ll stop shooting once they’re all dead”.

Schools with good administrations will make accommodations for kids that need it. Schools with bad administrations won’t until somebody sues.

As in sexy

The pain was so unbearable he shot himself in the back of the head three times.

My physics dissertation was actually about how many watermelons you can fit in a 1996 Honda Accord.

I feel like most of the hexbear users I’ve run into live up to their negative reputation. Maybe the communities I see just bring out the worst users from that server for some reason.

Genuine question: how do we know how many undiscovered species there are?

No, just responding to this bit

To modify your body, a medical professional needs to be fixing something,

Bro forgot about the entire practice of plastic surgery.

Bad troll.