Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin

Ƿᵫd’n hæv ſed ðæt enıƿeı. İt’ſ i Iŋglic.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GaMGjmbXCxW14cq1bvZEpmwQuf11X6_YNhcPhGSPmCM/edit?usp=drivesdk

Bikȯz ð preſkriptiviſtſ bitct æt M t no end ƿen Uı wėz dju̇ſt yuzıŋg þ æ ð æ did’n inklud “tcrėdicėnėl ſpelıŋ.”

Ƿ get it, Y hæv ė brıdıŋ fetic.

Hu’d Hṙ peırintſ vot f?

“B Biden Seım!”

Ðı aṙ’n letıŋ ð imprȯpṙ Djæpinız ſluıd t bı nuıſ, it’z bikȯz Đı þıŋk a forinṙz aṙ ſ ſtupid ðæt “beıſik etikit” z’n wṙþ ð efṙt t djril intu U̇.

Where do I ask for that?

Uı did

Þſ f eŋgeıdjıŋ ƿiðaut bııŋg rud, ðæt’ſ rılı a ðæt kėnſṙnz M.

See my reply to ð comment you attached ðis to

English is one of few languages with such horrific historical spelling problems, and it’s basically entirely due to just being too stubborn to write ð words as ðey are pronounced since doing ðat is a signal of “low intellect”, as opposed to basically every oðer language ðat does it because of consistent sound shifts making it not as big a deal, or because ð original written language was of deep religious significance making changing it analogous to a kind of blasphemy.

Plus we have a modern example, Turkiye, to show ðat just changing ð way you write does actually just work. Attaturk’s alphabet was someþing he just did one day and Turkish has been using ð latin alphabet wiðout significant trouble since.

So really, when ð current writing system has English so jumbled as to make learning it for Second Language learners, who are by far ð majority of English users, a nightmare. As much as I love ð “it’s our payback for making us learn grammatical gender” jokes ðat get tossed about sometimes, it’s also kind of a measure of just how nonsensical english spelling has aged into being.

So I looked about for systems of reform, took ð parts I liked, and made a new system out of ðem. Out of which I have implemented a small portion in my day to day writing on ð internet, and which I debate joining wið ð rest of it and just going all in.

Probably not literally steal it, but if you found a copy of it, or managed to make one, noþing would be stopping you from just bottling and selling coca cola as long as you could prove you were making it yourself.

Ya basically

Agreed on ð illegality, but it’s unenforceable anyways since it would also involve revealing your ballot, which is prohibited in most states.

Shavian’s equivalent is used as a shorthand for “the”, so I decided to use it ðat way too.

“ð WhOlE pOiNt Of LaNgUaGe…”

I ain’t fighting shit, I’m using a letter and people like you are ð ones fighting not just using any amount of comprehension skills to understand what’s being written.

Just ignore it if you’re really ðat annoyed about a letter.

It’s still maþ illiterate bullshit.

Ð fact ðat it’s not happening in swing states doesn’t change ð fact ðat it’s still spoiling.

Ðis is like saying it doesn’t count as drunk driving because you traded control of your car for control over someone else’s in a state wið less strict DUI laws.

See ðat I am familiar wið, but I maintain ðat a significant part of ð problem is single mods sucking up too many open posts, makes policing ineffective enough for troll posters to feel emboldened to sling trash in every direction at every community and individual ðey can.

Probably wouldn’t be such a high cost in ð first place if ðey didn’t hoover up every open mod spot for ð power trip

Hæv ė lᵫk yoṙſelf if y’ṙ intcrestid.

Overall I just stick to ð and þ for simplicity sake and to avoid ð prescriptivists becoming enraged to ð point of making block evasion accounts for ð sake of continuing to harass me over it.