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The original was “why didn’t the eagles fly to mordor and drop the ring in the top of the volcano” which was funnier the first time than the thousandth time. You’re right that these witty workarounds are only funny the first time and tire quickly.
The original was “why didn’t the eagles fly to mordor and drop the ring in the top of the volcano” which was funnier the first time than the thousandth time. You’re right that these witty workarounds are only funny the first time and tire quickly.
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing.
That, or Boromir would FUCK THAT MOUSE UP and take the ring for himself
The ring can obviously influence people around the ringbearer and not just the ringbearer themselves, as seen by Boromir and Faramir being tempted by it and Smeagle killing his friend for it.
Hobbits are just very good natured and resistant to the evil influence of the ring, especially Sam it seems
trek hasn’t been about any of that shit for at least a couple decades. It’s just star wars with a coat of paint at this point
freakin epic comment
There just should not be landlords
‘shut up’ lmao
i was expecting something about how the nazguls would intercept or the ring would corrupt them or something