Sabata

They come to enslave us, it’s probably an improvement.

Thanks for reminding me of that delta pressure video…

Your telling me to move out of the fire?

glad they don’t know what nukes are

I have an idea…

It was a “I guess this is it” drink and not a “I hope this fixes it” drink.

No, worse, I had to go to work in the morning.

The first time it happened to me I was sleeping and the pain woke me up. I drank some whiskey and went back to bed to try to die in my sleep. Unfortunately I did not die peacefully.

I’d lobby politicians into bombing Israel, I think they need a turn.

Math? I’d drop the entire service for that. We enslave rocks and teach them math and language to avoid more math.

You forgot step 2.5: incorrectly identifying stoplights 6 times in a row.

Don’t forget to integrate it into Home Assistant so you can alert the ISS when the mail man is on the porch.

“Dad, when will the lights work again?

As soon as selinux decides I have permission.

I think I got enough on my punch card that I get a free sandwich on the next once in a lifetime crisis.

If you know how your setup works, then that’s a great time for another project that breaks everything.

I sure hope the tags are wholesom… OH NO.

When you remove the humans from the enshittification process.

What if we sacrificed all the rich people to appease the god of CO2?

Ohhh, that’s the d20 and then uuhhhhh… proficiency then ummmmmmm. Dose 11 plus 3 plus something else hit?

I think it’s a d12 and then some 3rd grad math homework I didn’t do.

Bold of you to assume I know what my fighter is rolling.