I just want a straight up monitor with no built in wifi or Bluetooth or even speakers.

Just display the image I want it to when I want it to.

No shit.

I don’t think they’d care.

If you read their comment you can see they did.

I’m starting to think that technology-wise Ted Kaczynski had the right idea.

Or snort.

Knowing that he loved coke and alcohol at this time makes this hairstyle make sense.

Why are you talking about plants when I’m asking about centrifuges?

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

Well it’s free after it suddenly stops it only costs you money to get it going again.

I haven’t been on Reddit in two years now.

Eisenhower also didn’t drone strike anyone.

So he did invent it?

I thought Al Gore invented the internet in the ‘90’s.

Why not just add networking capabilities or a SIM card?

Roll tide.

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

You shouldn’t fetish shame some people like Coldplay.

Hopefully not Boeing though.

It was a pain in the ass to sext when you didn’t have a roll of quarters handy.